Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Star Shards Collected: 92

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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