Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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