Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 133 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
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