Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed: 69 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY