Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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