Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Buildings Constructed: 48 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Dragons Tamed: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 443
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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