Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY