Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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