“Oh, sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my diamond armor clinking together as I walk through my mansion on the server where pigs fly and zombies breakdance for emeralds. Care to join us peasants?”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
New Chunks Explored: 815059 Astral Projections Made: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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