so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

    SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server
    so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Runes Activated: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

    OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

    So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

    LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone
    hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

    not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

    oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

    Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrazyCraftin SMP

    CrazyCraftin SMP
    Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Dimension Hops: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1936 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

    TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!
    so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

    Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6414 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 316
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Dragon Eggs Found: 5474
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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