so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Players Killed by Monsters: 5613 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mines Excavated: 4428
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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