Griefer server!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3829 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1372 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Once upon a time, the golems on our server decided to go on strike because they were tired of just fulfilling their duties. They wanted to rebel and cause chaos! But fear not, brave adventurer, because we need YOU to come and restore order to our land. Will you be the hero we need to defeat the rebellious golems and save our server from destruction?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, an attack on Israel is an attack on Ame-ACK! That’s right, we take geopolitics very seriously here. So come join us for some crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of political intrigue. See you in the game!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Imagine a world where you can be the change you want to see, where you can trust that things will get better, and where you can escape the clutches of social outcasts and whiny complainers. Our server is like a magical oasis in a desert of despair, where you can finally be yourself and have a great time!
Don’t be a “retarded goldfish,” join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 478 |
| Farms Harvested: | 588 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a kawaii anime girl with a love for cake. But be careful, she’s armed with a giant diamond sword and a killer sense of style.
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with talking animals who are all secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their furry revolution?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the greatest Minecraft adventure of all time. And who knows, maybe one day it’ll get its own official English translation!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and even facing off against a horde of evil llamas (yes, llamas can be evil, trust us).
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons (they’ve got some killer dance moves, just saying).
So why are you like this, you ask? Because our server is like a wild, wacky dream come true, and once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 98 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Our server is a sanctuary for those who have been victimized by the harsh realities of life, where you can build, create, and explore without judgment. No need to worry about being called cringe here, we embrace all forms of creativity, even if it comes with a side of edginess and pretentiousness.
Forget about the sterile society that surrounds you, join us and be a part of a community that actually cares about making a difference. Our server is a place where you can let your blackened heart roam free, where shaving your beard is not a requirement for being civilized – because let’s face it, civilization takes a lot more than that.
So come on in, join our server and show us what you’ve got. Let’s build a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity knows no bounds. Who knows, you might just find a little slice of heaven in this virtual paradise.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2298 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore the vast and hilarious world of Minecraft. Build a giant statue of a boob, ride a pig into battle, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where the creepers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with your new explosive friends and see if you can out-party a TNT block!
So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and let your inner tit shine!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4731 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of German players come charging at you on pigs wearing lederhosen. They start throwing sausages at you while singing traditional Oktoberfest songs. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Beer Castle, where players can brew their own virtual beer and have epic parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where the Germans keep their stash of enchanted bratwursts.
So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wacky world of German Minecraft madness! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you speechless. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground bunker where a group of llamas hold the key to unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden treasure and become the richest player in the game?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding unicorns into battle against hordes of evil bunnies.
Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 83 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Season 10 is here and we’ve got trailers, updates, and new heroes that will blow your mind! Watch out for Venture, the latest hero to join the fray. But that’s not all, we’ve got competitive reworks, comics, short stories, and even music to keep you entertained.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Clash gamemode trials, Mirrorwatch mode, and even a Pride Event coming up! Plus, who wouldn’t want to earn skins by watching Overwatch Esports on our server?
But wait, there’s more! How about a Porsche Collab, a Space Ranger season, and even a new tank in the works? And don’t even get me started on the Map reworks – Havana, Circuit, Numbani, Dorado, oh my!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 172 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us and witness the epic saga of how white boys went from having Asian-sized dicks to becoming the masters of the cock-hierarchy. We’ve got buck-broke nigresses, crazy adventures, and more surprises than you can shake a stick at.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knew digging blocks could lead to such epic dick tales?
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 259 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found their soulmate. They built a pixelated castle together and lived happily ever after, all thanks to our magical server. If it’s love, it’s love, and nobody has the right to get in the way of that!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever lay eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your true love or ride a flying pig into the sunset. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3409 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
