Griefer server!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild Rurudo appears, serenading you with a cover that will make your pickaxe drop. Or how about a showdown with the Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, where the only booty they’re after is your precious loot?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary 3rd Generation girls band, who rock out in 3D live performances that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Second World Trailer – it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness.
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Marine herself, leading a parade of Umisea creatures in a dance that will make your avatar bust a move. It’s all happening here, only on our insane Minecraft server. See you there, if you dare!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and a talking llama who tells dad jokes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you’re having this much fun)!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 2054 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2726 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us and experience the divine protection of the Almighty as you build your blocky empire. No more worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work or accidentally hitting a zombie pigman in the Nether. Just call out to the Lord and watch as your character is miraculously saved from certain doom.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from in-game disasters, but you’ll also receive blessings of epic loot drops and enchanted gear. It’s like having a divine cheat code activated just for you!
So why wait until it’s too late? Join our server now and start your journey to salvation and epic Minecraft adventures. And remember, the Lord works in mysterious ways, especially when it comes to pixelated worlds.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
And if you think building a kingdom in Minecraft is a drag, think again! Our server will have you ruling over your own kingdom in just 20 volumes – I mean, minutes. But be warned, just like Conan, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few mysteries to solve. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the ultimate power in Minecraft!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 169 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained ninja penguins who will stop at nothing to make sure you have the best time of your life in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and challenge your wit. From parkour courses that will make you question your sanity to PvP battles that will leave you breathless, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at the CINEMASSACRE PODCAST for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can find, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end of it filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, the rollercoaster is haunted by a ghostly chicken that will peck you to death if you’re not careful.
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords. It’s chaos, it’s ridiculous, and it’s absolutely hilarious. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course).
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4111 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that guard the secret treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! Rumor has it that if you can defeat this majestic beast, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join xivg today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join our server and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures you never knew you needed. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo with creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 164 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 1577 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 335 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone! 3. Our server is so popular, even Herobrine wants to join the fun. 4. We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. Yes, you heard that right. 5. Our moderators are like wizards, they can ban griefers with a flick of their wand (or banhammer).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to ignore the Endermen shitposting in the chat. See you there!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 451 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
