Griefer server!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2046 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 419 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.
2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!
4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.
5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 285 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.
So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Crops Grown: | 8737 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 636 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.
But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3073 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.
So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 266 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so diverse that even the most radical “white nationalists” look like they just stepped out of a rainbow. You’ll never know who you’ll meet next, from a pink-haired Enderman to a flaming hot zombie (literally, he’s on fire).
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9276 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to break it down (literally). You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive diamond-encrusted golden carrot that grants wishes (or at least makes your character look super fancy).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Sharon and Gerbera can’t wait to meet you!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
