Griefer server!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6703 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.
And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 475 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 146 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.
But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7350 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 741639 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 3466 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.
So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).
So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 256 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 22 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 214 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
