Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

easy to remember, following the rules, HARD, Minecraft, not difficult, remember, remembering the rules, rules, smp, Thread, thread code of conduct, thread etiquette, thread guidelines, thread instructions, thread protocol, thread regulations, thread rules, thread standards, thread timestamp, Timestamp, tits

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Votes:	2172
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	155	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6637
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	175	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Votes:	4300	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	81
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Potions Brewed:	187	Mines Excavated:	3836
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	4715
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1682
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Farms Harvested:	944
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchantments Applied:	293
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	258	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8734	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	816567	Ores Mined:	6891
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	9160	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Endless Night Skies:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!