Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 320 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Epic Quests Completed: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Crops Grown: 6764
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Farms Harvested: 469 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Mines Excavated: 3851

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1201 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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