Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Farms Harvested: 163 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4306 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 934

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Animals Bred: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8435 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Emeralds Found: 6662
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Falling into the Void: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Villages Defended: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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