Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Alien Abductions:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Potions Brewed:	175
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	47	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	2376
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1403
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchantments Applied:	236	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	New Chunks Explored:	912461
Animals Bred:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	9769	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	175	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Villages Defended:	18	Animals Bred:	96

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3829	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.