RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Animals Bred:	99

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

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Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ShowerCraftVIP

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9070
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftySaverz

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Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	57	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SpyCraftChemWars

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So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

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so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4770	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BrotherlyBlockage

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🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	4122
Players Killed by Monsters:	3357	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FreebieCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyBanterMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Animals Bred:	43
Buildings Constructed:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Star Shards Collected:	168
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mines Excavated:	2761	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2