RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dad’sDineTime

after school meal, child support, court order., custody battle, DadsDineTime, divorced parents, family conflict, financial hardship, financial struggles, food choices, food insecurity, food pantry, free school lunches, half siblings, judge’s decision, parenting time, shared custody, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step siblings, visitation rights

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	1177	Void Gems Collected:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2894	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

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So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	688	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Pals United

accessible, advanced imaging, Clarity, cutting-edge technology, high-resolution imaging, imaging technique, imaging technology, innovation, magnification, method, microscopy, microscopy innovation, microscopy method, new, PALS, PIXEL, research, resolution improvement, Science, scientific advancement, Technology, United, Visualizing

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Divine Spears Created:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	97
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	7066	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Gravitas Networks

Economy, Survival, survival rewards factories deliveries jobs perks community explore craft conquer challenges events adventures build thrive vibrant support explore craft challenges

Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

Alternative, alternative Asian GF, asian, biracial children, cultural appropriation, dating preferences, deserve, discrimination, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, equality, financial support, funding, gender dynamics, hapa babies, Interracial Relationships, Male, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, WEF, White, white male

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

avoiding classes, blended families, core classes, elective classes, family dynamics, family dynamics in school, family relationships, future planning, guidance counselor, high school, high school drama, long-term impacts, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, Sisterhood, step relationships, stepfamily, StepSisClassAvoid, stepsister, teenage relationships

Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Star Shards Collected:	99

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PastaPurgeCraft

Argument, beef tips, cleaning, Communication, compromise, cook you clean rule, Cooking, cooking rotation, DISHES, elaborate meals, homemade pasta, household chores, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen mess, outside opinion, pasta, PastaPurgeCraft, red pepper sauce, relationship conflict, stir-fry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchantments Applied:	267
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Emeralds Found:	4788	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mines Excavated:	4188

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SinisterCraft SMP

Corruption, Covert, criminal, Dark, Deception, deceptive practices, Exploitation, hidden, hidden agenda., illegal, Industry, Manipulation, Nefarious, Secrets, shadowy, Shady, Sinister, sinister truth, SinisterCraft, smp, Underbelly, Unethical

Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	220
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineCraftRelaxation

aromatherapy, bubble baths, Cooking, daily activities, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gardening, hobbies, journaling, Listening to music, Massage therapy, meditation, mindfulness, MineCraftRelaxation, nature walks, Painting, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, yoga

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

arrest, Brazil, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, extradition, foreign affairs, G20 Summit, global summit, Government, international law, international relations, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, putin, Putin’s attendance, PutinCraft, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Brazil relations, world news

OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL, criticism, Democracy, democracy leader, election, Global, Impact, International, leader, Lech Walesa, Lech Walesa’s view, misfortune, opinion, perspective, Polish, Politics, president, trump, united states, Victory, world

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	137	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelCam Co.

big brother, business strategy, Camera, Company, Consumer, corporate, Corporate Espionage, data collection, data privacy, device, digital transformation, Future, innovation, market research, Pixelcam, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Technology Trends

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.