RegretCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server earlier in life? Well, fear not, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest blocky dreams!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava filled with friendly creepers? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest imagination. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	8441
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5423	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mines Excavated:	3527
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	8360
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3012	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Votes:	4838	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8599	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	3311	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	155
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Star Shards Collected:	139	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	61
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	1873

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	5557
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1990	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.