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Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

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    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2322
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

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    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
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    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

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