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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4082 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 301 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.