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BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5523	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3996	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	196	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	7837	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Potions Brewed:	79	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	8515	Villages Defended:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2182
Votes:	5418	Farms Harvested:	844
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	207
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Towns Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magic Items Found:	3118	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crops Grown:	6934	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	265
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9820	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9887
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	41	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0