u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Villages Defended: 20
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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