u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9809
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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