u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Love Letters Sent: 18 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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