u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Mines Excavated: 3024 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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