u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Ores Mined: 9452
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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