u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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