u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
New Chunks Explored: 797226 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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