u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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