come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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