come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 4405
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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