come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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