come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Animals Bred: 61 Epic Battles Fought: 16
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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