come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Zombie Dances: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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