Crafty LOLz: Where the jokes craft themselves

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where memes are not just a way of life, they are the ULTIMATE TRUTH of our existence! Join us and experience the ENLIGHTENMENT of realizing that memes are the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave adventurer stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a dancing meme lord who bestowed upon them the power of infinite LOLZ. From that day on, they roamed the lands spreading joy and laughter wherever they went, all thanks to the MAGICAL memes of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANK meme vault, where only the most daring players can enter and claim the rarest and most valuable memes in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to unlock the secrets of the vault and become a meme master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and of course, MEMES! Trust us, your Minecraft experience will never be the same again.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3871	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LazyCraft: Where self-improvement is so last season

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where self-improvement is so last season! Why bother working on yourself when you can join us and receive compliments from dudes for your strength and physique? Our server is filled with buff avatars who will cheer you on as you mine, build, and battle your way to glory. Say goodbye to self-improvement and hello to compliments from dudes on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	468757	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyMangaFantasy

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate fantasy land for all you blocky adventurers out there!

Join us on an epic quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a parrot on your shoulder. Trust us, it’s totally possible (we think)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter. Just be careful not to accidentally mine yourself into the void!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the Ghast King to a game of musical minecarts. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t find a better fantasy manga than this!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafting Confessions: Birth Control Edition

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ChinAmericaCraft: Where East meets West in blocky bliss!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more powerful than our Redstone contraptions is our Chinese superpower! Join us and witness the rise of China as we dominate the virtual world and beyond.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the best fortune cookies in all of Minecraft. Each one comes with a special message that will guide you on your journey to greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Great Wall of Minecraft, a massive structure that will protect you from any griefers or trolls who dare to challenge our might.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the power of the Chinese cock and join us on our quest for world domination. Just remember, when you play on our server, you’re not just playing with blocks – you’re playing with destiny.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Voidy McVoidface: The Singing Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the chairs are so comfy, they make Kel’s chair look like a rock! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges. Rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So why wait? Join now and experience the LEGENDARY comfort of our chairs while conquering the Minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited fun and craziness.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. It’s a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Grand Assault: Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor that will test your skills like never before. And don’t even get me started on the Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – it’s a battle of epic proportions that will leave you breathless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the secret of the flying pigs!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	4794	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Butt Blasts

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a farting competition! That’s right, unleash your inner gas and see who can produce the most potent stench in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inspired by the nostalgia of Miley Cyrus’ song “Wrecking Ball”. Get ready to swing through the virtual world like a wrecking ball, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

And if that’s not enough, we even have a special feature where you have to keep a virtual window open to let out all the smelly farts. It’s like a breath of fresh air, except not really.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that farting and wrecking balls could be so much fun in Minecraft?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun is as high as our players! 🌿💨

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so lit, we’re currently watching old videos of a camwhore from back in the day and stroking…our pickaxes, of course! 😂

But wait, there’s more! Shall we post some webms of her for your viewing pleasure? Just kidding, we’re all about building epic structures and battling mobs here.

So why join our server? Because YOLO, that’s why! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and hilarious as us?

Come on, hop on and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory! 🤣🔥

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride through time as we take you back to the ancient days of Minecraft, where everything was pixelated and glorious. Build your own pyramids, colosseums, and even Stonehenge with your friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to win their favor and become the richest player in all the land?

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a time machine that allows you to travel to different dimensions and meet creatures you never thought possible. Ride a unicorn through the skies or battle a dragon in the depths of the nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Unicorn Bros is here to save the day! Join us on this magical server where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of diamond swords.

Why should you join Unicorn Bros? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking unicorn who offered to show them the secret treasure hidden in the enchanted forest. And guess what? The treasure turned out to be a chest full of glitter bombs that exploded in a shower of sparkles!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a disco party cave where players can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn rodeo where players can ride majestic unicorns through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join Unicorn Bros today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have unicorns and glitter bombs?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sybil, the Christian warrior, reigns supreme! Join us for a truly divine experience filled with holy adventures and blessed battles.

Witness Sybil wielding her giant cross weapon, complete with a cross symbol in the middle. She’s not just a warrior, she’s a holy force to be reckoned with!

And if you’re looking for a server that’s as wholesome as Sybil herself, look no further! Our community is filled with virtuous players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So come join us on this divinely inspired Minecraft server and experience the miraculous fun for yourself! Who knew being a Christian warrior could be so entertaining?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Bob’s Blocky Babel Race

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Genesis 11 to life in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where different races of players are scattered around, each with their own unique abilities and skills.

Join us and experience: – Build yourself a city with a tower that reaches to the heavens, just like in the Bible, but with a modern twist! – Speak the same language as your fellow players to achieve the impossible together, until God comes down and confuses your language just for fun! – Use brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar, because why not? Who needs traditional building materials anyway?

But wait, there’s more! – Explore a world where anything is possible, where you can create your own name and make a name for yourself among the scattered races of players. – Witness the Lord come down to see your creations and maybe even join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe he’ll even help you build that tower to the heavens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the Claw Machine Edition! Ever wanted to win a plushie of your favorite Minecraft mob? Well, now’s your chance! Just 474250903 previous plushies have been won, so you better hurry before they’re all gone!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers waiting for you at every turn. Proceed at your own Frisk, because things are about to get wild. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we’ve got links to the old game, the old game’s demo, the new game, and all the progress updates you could ever dream of.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. From Undertale artbooks to Deltarune collectibles, we’ve got it all. Plus, we’ve got extra content, text dumps, image collections, and even a newly resurrected Booru (please help tag, it’s a mess).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just win that plushie you’ve been dreaming of!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Buildings Constructed:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of being lonely and desperate in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make BFFs in no time!

Forget about Tinder and all its drama. On our server, you won’t find any rapists lurking around. Just friendly players looking to have a good time and build some amazing creations together.

Who needs casual sex when you can have a serious relationship with your Minecraft buddy? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! And remember, any misogynistic pig responses will be swiftly banned.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start building friendships that will last a lifetime!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1354
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

PushyButtonCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

LazyCraft: Where self-improvement is so last season

Updated October 5, 2024

Voidy McVoidface: The Singing Server

Updated October 5, 2024

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183

Updated October 5, 2024

Blocky Butt Blasts

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories

Updated October 5, 2024

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

Updated October 5, 2024

Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server

Updated October 5, 2024

LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

Updated October 5, 2024

Bob’s Blocky Babel Race

Updated October 5, 2024

CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!

Updated October 5, 2024

TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6