PuppyCraft: Where Dogs Rule and Ladies Drool

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Hey all you dog-loving Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where your furry best friend can’t join in on the fun? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where all players must have a canine companion by their side at all times. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a pack of super intelligent Minecraft dogs who have taken over and are now in charge of all the rules and regulations. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with these puppers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Diamond Mine, where all the rarest and most valuable resources can be found. Rumor has it that the diamonds are so shiny, they can blind you if you stare at them for too long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy-dominated Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the leader of the pack, Sir Woofs-a-Lot.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Emeralds Found:	1927

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	53	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyBooty

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5440
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2652	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4819
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3079	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Villages Defended:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8737
Enchantments Applied:	102	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Farms Harvested:	478
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Orbs of Power Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Towns Built:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!