Hey all you dog-loving Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where your furry best friend can’t join in on the fun? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where all players must have a canine companion by their side at all times. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a pack of super intelligent Minecraft dogs who have taken over and are now in charge of all the rules and regulations. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with these puppers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Diamond Mine, where all the rarest and most valuable resources can be found. Rumor has it that the diamonds are so shiny, they can blind you if you stare at them for too long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy-dominated Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the leader of the pack, Sir Woofs-a-Lot.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 673119 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Towns Built: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • French Island LOLcraft Server

    French Island LOLcraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

    ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Under 5M Gamers Inc.

    Under 5M Gamers Inc.
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

    So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Mines Excavated: 3113

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

    Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

    Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 8177 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

    Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

    Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

    Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

    But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NOPEville Minecraft Madness

    NOPEville Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

    Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

    Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Brits Gone Wild

    Brits Gone Wild
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

    But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

    Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

    Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

    Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

    Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

    LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 269 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Animals Bred: 31 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty AF

    Crafty AF

    Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

    Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

    So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7266 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8147
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

    FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!
    Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

    Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

    Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures
    Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 257 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

    Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

    Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

    And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

    Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

    Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dimension Hops: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magic Items Found: 7774 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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