PsychoCraft: Where Vtubers Rule and Chaos Reigns!

best, best Vtubers, Chaos, Completely, completely psychotic, PsychoCraft, PSYCHOTIC, REIGNS, rule, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, VTuber content, vtuber culture, vtuber entertainment, VTuber fandom, VTuber fans, VTuber personalities, vtuber tags, VTuber trends, Vtubers, Vtubers are best, Vtubers are completely psychotic

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Vtubers who just play games and chat with their viewers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Vtubers are not just crazy, they are completely psychotic! Watch as they build insane structures, battle mobs with their bare hands, and unleash chaos upon the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before.

Join our server and witness Vtubers like you’ve never seen them before – think Hatsune Miku meets the Joker. You’ll never know what to expect next as our Vtubers go on wild adventures, pull off crazy stunts, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

So why join our server? Because where else can you watch Vtubers go off the rails in the most hilarious and unpredictable ways possible? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimension Hops:	9	Emeralds Found:	3672
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	2613	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Emeralds Found:	5130	Astral Projections Made:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	73
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6504
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Towns Built:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Animals Bred:	137	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mines Excavated:	4145	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	171	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	252966	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Potions Brewed:	76	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.