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Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Emeralds Found:	2958
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Animals Bred:	130	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	2906	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3569
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Potions Brewed:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Star Shards Collected:	258
Mines Excavated:	2756	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	6342	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Items Found:	7548	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	8252
Magic Items Found:	1085	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	90730	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	106/300	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	7643	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52