so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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