so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Star Shards Collected: 157 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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