lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Villages Defended: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magic Items Found: 6332
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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