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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
Mines Excavated: 4770 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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