lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Endless Night Skies: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 6
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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