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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Towns Built: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Void Gems Collected: 30

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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