lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Potions Brewed: 42 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Servers